At a medical convention, a male doc and a female doc start eyeing each other.  The male doc asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they both end up in the hotel bedroom.  Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it .

After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash hands.

As she comes back the male doctor says , " I bet you are a surgeon."
She confirms and asks how he knew. " Easy, you're always washing your hands."
She then says , "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."
Male doc : Wow, how did you guess?"
Female doc : " I didn't feel a thing."

BANANA Or SWEET?

A girl & guy get married and the girl gets pregnant.  So the doctor told them not to have sex until the baby is delivered. But the couple get very horny one night and start having sex.  Suddenly, the guy's penis gets stuck in the gal's vagina.

They struggle a lot but he just can't get it out.  They got panic , so they get over  to the hospital and call for the doctor.  The doctor gives the girl a sweet and tells her to swallow it.  She does so and suddenly the guy's penis comes out.